Kaner

(Noun)
1. When you're turned on by the Blackhawks offense

My girlfriends ticked because I got a kaner during the game last night

by HAWKSDUDE81 March 4, 2017

kaner

1. repetitive, bland humor

2. being incestous for clout

3. intentional, over exaggerated clumsiness in order to get laughs

4. when laughing at someone and they think you are laughing with them but you are laughing at them

Example: that’s kaner level humor

Example: He’s going to post a kaner tiktok

Example: that person is trying a kaner

Example: we just kanered him

by *Big J* December 14, 2021

Kooner

A kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. It is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.

OMG look at that kooner on his yatch!
He balls so hard he's surrounded by kooners

by shefay September 4, 2014

kyoner

A southern slang word used in the place of the word corner

what do you want to do with this lamp?/ Uh just put it in the kyoner.

by doc hargrove July 31, 2006

Karnerman

A being so powerful it created exsistance out of nothingness.
Since energy cant bea made or destroyed where and how did it become?
Well it was The Great Karnerman who sacrificed its immortality to create exsistance.
He can be found oliving on Earth he is everywhere and everyone, but cant be seen nor found

"I am all and everything"
"Did you just quote The Great Karnerman?"
"HELL YEA I DID!!!"

by Mr:MRS November 2, 2016

Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

khoner

Khoners are very temperamental. They do not like to socialize much but that is only because they tend to be the weak link. Khoners have many friends but few true ones. Little things can get to them easily so be careful what you say to a khoner. But being friends with them can be cool , provided you are not on their bad side.

Khoner's are very sensitive and emotional.

by J. Hasha July 24, 2015