Kanav

A terrible writer; someone who is terrible at grammar.
Don't be a Kanav, proofread your texts!
by random#254 March 31, 2025
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Kanav

Kanav is the type of loser ass-hole that does not give up going in for the Guack Guack 2000.
He is known for his special physical prowess of his vacuum like abilities (as well as his ability to be able to undo anyones fly just by looking at their pants).

Overall Kanav is a metahuman from the boys just like A-Train. He also tried to become a valorant pro, it did not work out that well. However, he became Sinatraa's personal sucker in all ways (Kanav leaked the dms and voice messages for Sinatraa and his ex because he was jealous he didn't get enough attention).

Kanavs also have the tendency to act like they are black even though they are whiter than queen Elizabeths ashes.

Kanav loves to be scared, especially by long nosed extraterrestrials known as Gurshant.
Dude 1: "Hey how did my fly just get unzipped?!"
Dude 2: "It was probably the typical Kanav."
by kasockiiv September 22, 2022
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Kanav

(verb)

To sexually assault, abuse or molest someone with no remorse.

Alternate definition: To be an absolute retard with no regard for boundaries.
A molester would say "I'm gonna kanav you, you little bitch".
by Sexmachine6969 April 7, 2024
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Kanav

(verb)

To sexually abuse, assault or molest someone with no remorse after

Alternate definition: To seek attention from your peers, supervisors, and the entirety of planet Earth and beyond
A molester would say "I'm gonna kanav you, you little bitch".
by Sexmachine6969 April 7, 2024
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