Kamel

Verb. To fail miserably at something.

Orig.

There once was a guy named Kamel who wasn't very bright. He was once asked on an exam "What is a Homosapien" to which he answered "A guy who luvs other guys". Angry that he got the question wrong, he confronted the teacher and learned that the right answer was "a human being" and made it a point to remember it so that he would get it right the next time. Lo and behold, Kamel had the exact same question on the Final Exam, and he answered it full of confidence. But, when he got the exam back, it was marked wrong. Flabbergasted, he showed his friend and his friend almost died laughing because Kamel answered the question with "a humming bean".

I need to get a 90 on the next test. I really kamelled the last one!

by Latinoarabian May 28, 2018

Kamel

He loves to look back at it and eat Tuna.

The hump on that Kamel.

by Nempire September 6, 2020

Kamel

He loves to look back at it and eat Tuna.

Kamel! Stop eating tuna.

by Nempire September 6, 2020

Kamel

An annoying ass muthafucka

“KAMEL WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP”

by BigDaddyVK September 28, 2021

Kamel

Usually the name given to those to describe an individual who is unsure of their sexual preferences. You can oftentimes find these people watching videos of cars being powerwashed.

Hey man do you love women?

A Kamel would respond “I like pussy”

Oh, so you don’t LOVE pussy, that’s weird, you must be a Kamel.

by VeryNiceHowMuch April 13, 2025

kamel red

A cigarette thats so good it puts all others to shame!

I only smoke Kamel reds since they are superior to all other brands of coffins sticks.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

kamel patel

the shittest math teacher to ever live, had the personality of a chair

Scott -"wow that guy was such a shit math teacher"

Ash - "yeah i know right! he didn't even mark the test!"

Scott - "What a kamel patel!"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) March 6, 2020