The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"

Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Kaleb

Kaleb - Most commonly used as a Male name. Very rare to be used as a Female name.

Any female named Kaleb should be considered a diamond in the rough.

Kaleb - Female - Description:
The most amazingly beautiful woman you will ever meet. Kaleb has a smile that can light up the night sky even on the darkest nights. Some people have even confused her smile with the sun.

Kaleb - Female - Attributes:
Kaleb is a demon in the sack.

Kaleb has a rump so firm and round you'd think it was a bowling ball.

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting a Kaleb doubts they will ever meet someone so great ever again.

Women who are named Kaleb have a fantastic personality and will go on to do great things.

Kaleb will make you smile even if you didn't want to.

If you've dated a Kaleb, you've clocked life.

"Man, did you just see Kaleb?? She soo fine!"
"I dated a Kaleb once. I clocked life"
"Is that the Sun?? Oh, it's just a Kaleb smiling"
"I think I just did a Kaleb"
"Kaleb is so hot, scientists now believe she is a major contributor to global warming"

by Trent Rodwell February 20, 2019

Kalbag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.

Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.

by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013

Kaleb

Kaleb is a tall, strong, athletic guy who could kick anyone's ass if he wanted. He is a nice guy who is rarely mean. He also isn't big with the ladies so if he likes you go after him!

Person 1: " Kaleb likes you!!"
Person 2: "OMG are you serious! I love him so much!"

by real_lyfe27 July 16, 2016

Kaleb

He's very sweet, he can make you smile just by his smile. He is caring, most of the time. He cares about you at your worst times, when you're sick, or you just need attention or cuddles. He can make mistakes sometimes, and some really bad ones too. He can be forgetful at times and it can be frustrating. He's very sexy, and really handsome. He is silly and loves making you laugh, his day is ruined if his mate is upset. He can be lazy, and he loves Naruto 💕 I love you Kaleb. You're my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.

Grace: Hi my name is grace.
Kaleb: my name is Kaleb with a K because I'm cool

by pussydestroyer69duh January 28, 2017

kalunkadunk

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

kaleb

Does not know how to be quiet.
Is a jokester so if you can't take a joke inappropriate or not then stay away from a Kaleb.
If you can take a joke then you likely got a new friend named Kaleb.
He also won't change for any one so if you don't like them now you probably never will.

Boy:Kaleb won't shut up
Girl:But they make good jokes

Boy:I don't like there jokes
Girl:Then stop talking to them

by Nothingasfarasyourconcern March 19, 2017