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An amazingly sexual man with a 26 inch penis
WE WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU
(if you are under 150 lbs, and not named brandon weinerth)
Wow that penis is enourmous!
you must be named Kaimana
kaimana by JJ Crizzles February 22, 2008
A blonde girl with blue eyes, she is very nice, funny, and beautiful. A lot of boys can fall in love with her easily, if she likes one guy, she’ll stay with that person!
Person 1: Hey do you know Kaliana
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty
Kaliana by Fortnite_Player-236 November 21, 2018
A word to call somebody that is fake without offending them.
You: Camilla dont be such a kaliyana!

kaimanakane 

Kaimanakane is a hammah who works hard and loves the gym! Loves to play around and makes you laugh
You one hammah Kaimanakane
kaimanakane by Hammah Boi November 23, 2021

Kalimanzeru 

The goat. Period 💪
Kalimanzeru the goat
Kalimanzeru by Suwu_01 November 24, 2021

kaimanaokalanipo; kaimana or kai 

he's my future husband, future childs(-rens) father, (currently) boyfriend, best friend, and soulmate. we got together when we were in middle school 3 weeks before our last year ended. he confessed via text, i got with him and didnt feel much up until fast foward a week later and omg! we would call everynight, went to our schools banquet together, and once school was officially over; summer break started, we'd text and call all day, and i just fell inlove with him more and more as the hours flew past us. we hung out three days a week, spent family bbq's together, my birthday, our schools plays cast & crew parties, hangouts, and it was lovely. i spent so much time with him this year and as of late i've been showering him with so much love because he really fucking deserves it. he's such an angel. im inlove with his beautiful and captivating eyes, his long and healthy lashes, his even eyebrows, and handsome jawline, his well curved and snub-ish button nose, his kissable lips, his sexy ass facial hair, hes a whole ass feast from his looks, a warm blanket or soft teddy bear OR sort of a yandere, i suppose, from his personality ♡, a sad, desprate, and lost but forgiving, fun, and uplifting soul from within himself and his irresistible, charming heart. hes my world, my universe, my everything. hes a god in my eyes and i strongly believe nobody else will ever replace him or even come near his high rank of status in my book. te amo mucho, mi amor, por siempre. mwaa.
"Kaimanaokalanipo; Kaimana or kai is my boyfriend. I love him so much, I'd practically 💀 a girl if she tries to pressure him into a relationship with her even after knowing he's with ME."