Kalel

Best person in the world! Kalel is so cool and very smart<3
Human: “Do you love Kalel?”

Me: “Who doesn’t?”
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hey look at how kalel he is
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He likes boys and thinks he's ripped. He looks like a cool kid.
Hey look theres Kalel.
He's so cool
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lexie: i want him to fucking die, he's such a kalel
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Kalel

A person of whom particularly finds interest in playing football, but is home-schooled, and doesn't run routes because he's too slow to, he feels as if he could make money in other ways, these ways can include youtube, art, businesses, crypto currency, or making it to the nfl, but with no offers, a Kalel can't do so. Furthermore, a Kalel isn't that tall, and is usually around 5'6 --> 5'10, thus not being able to ride certain rides at the amusement park.
The Kalel has no offers. (Or), the Kalel is short. (or even), the Kalel is rich and is motivated to prove his haters wrong, rather than giving in to the talk in which his subjective "haters" continue to tell him, perhaps to bring him down or hinder his confidence.
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1.) a guy named after superman
2.) a guy that if you have a crush on, don't. he will say "yes" to a girl's confession that he met like 4 days ago and has the audacity to not even come out as an "official" couple yet
"Kalel broke my heart again..."
"Oh man, sorry about that. I heard they just met this week"
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A nearly superhuman being of immense power who is a prodigy in multiple martial arts.
Kalel is stronger than me. Kalel does lots of pushups
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