Kalashnikitty

A edit in which Sanrio's Hello Kitty character is holding a cartooned Kalashnikov AK-47. It is very popular amoungst pro-gun message boards and communities, especially those with many women.

Woman 1: I wish there were more t-shirts and gear for girly-girls who happen to like guns.
Woman 2: Well, there's always Kalashnikitty, she's really cute.

by firefliess55 January 2, 2012

Kalashnikov

A card game created by the YouTuber Life Of Boris where 2 players sit down and see who can build an AK-47 out of cards the quickest. Then they fight to the death by rolling dice or another more advanced way. You must get 20 points to kill your opponent.

You: *gets ak47*
You: KALASHNIKOV CYKA!!!

by GopnikToast April 9, 2020

Kalatism (SB19)

~ They are a small fanbase in the A'tin fandom

who consider themselves both as "kalat" and

"hopia" for SB19.

~ They have a trashbin and a broomstick in their

logo. In addition, the said two objects also act

as the fanbase's main symbols.

~ They aim to spread factual information about

SB19 and also to share SB19-related memes

which are originally crafted and thought-out by

the members.
~ The members are composed of interesting and

gifted individuals from diverse

backgrounds and fandom houses - namely, the

poultry, the freezer, the cornfield, the grill, and

the farm.

~ They promote healthy kalat and sometimes silly

kalat cause why not?
~ They care for each other and that's the best

thing ever.

- @officialKalat

Masaya sa basurahan ng kalatism (SB19) kaya sali na!

by Nutbread October 5, 2020

Khlav Kalash

A supposed awful tasting item from your run of the mill foreign lunch vendor located in downtown New York City. This is the actual spelling of the food, as opposed to the otherwise used Khlav K(h)alash. From past experiences with the Khlav Kalash, the main choice of beverage is typically a can or two of Crab Juice. This item is served ONLY only a stick, no bowl.

"No Pizza, Only Khlav Kalash"

by cavvz April 27, 2009

Avtomat Kalashnikov

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.

After the Cold War, the Avtomat kalashnikov -47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.

by Cranberrytheprincipal May 26, 2006

Bushman of the Kalahari

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it

"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"

by Jeff Heywood September 2, 2005

Kalashnibren

A real-life recreation of a gun featured on one of Brandon Herrera's cursed gun image videos. Recently given to Donut Operator as a "birthday gift." It's virtually an AK on acid, and the magazine is on top so hence the "bren" in the name.

"Hey John, did you watch Brandon Herrera's Kalashnibren video?"
"God fucking damn it did he actually make it?"
"What can you expect, he's Brandon Herrera"

by GermSherm April 26, 2021