kalahwauki

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable

2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.

by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020

Kaela

Beautiful but doesn't know it.
Unique, smart, & has an amazing smile.
Deserves the absolute best in life.
She may not be a 10/10 but her personality is definitely worth getting to know her. Everyone loves her.

Shy but very outgoing once you get to know her. Hides her insecurities by being awkward yet hilarious.

The most kind and loyal girl.
She never breaks a promise and never tells others' secrets.
She gives, not requesting anything in return.
She doesn't need a reason to be nice.

She may be shy, but is open to meet new people.
She is never quick to judge unless she is given a reason to.
Don't break her down because she is already broken.

Guy 1: Wow man, count yourself lucky that you actually know Kaela.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She's amazing.

Friend 1: I need to tell you something important.
Friend 2: Whoa, no. Stop right there. Go tell Kaela cause I'm gonna end up running my mouth haha
Friend 1: Oh, you're right. What was I thinking telling you?
Friend 2:.........-_-

Person 1: Omg I love Kaela.
Person 2: Who doesn't?

by thatsnotmynameq September 15, 2013

kaleah

a beautiful person with deep dark brown eyes and hair. that person has an amazing personality and sometimes can be the best person on earth. she/he can be annoying but, you love them i love them everyone needs a kaleah in their. i just happy to have one right by my side.

person 1-i wish i had a kaleah

person 2-me too, they're so awesome

by cutemaster2 August 2, 2014

Kaylah

Kaylah's are often highly intelligent, adventurous and curious. They are cultural and often have a keen eye for fashion and trends. They are pretty clumsy and can seem blunt and insensitive at times, but really they are just speaking the truth, and are often very thoughtful and philosophical. They know how to have a lot of fun, but if they don't like you very much than you will know.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear? Kaylah got a 100 on the math final. And her outfit today is so cute, as usual. I wish she was my best friend. She always tells me the truth and she's always there for me.

Person 2: Yeah, i don't think she likes me.

Person 1: Well probably because you're a fake bitch.

by omg this is annoying March 26, 2009

Kallahan

A rare name/aftername for guys with a massive schlong

Yo that Kallahan dude is one chill ass mf

by RelaxCuhAdrianIsHere July 28, 2023

Kaylah

The funniest friend you will ever have she is kind hearted and very love able she will never leave to behind and is always there for you
#my email [e-mail]

Guy 1:Hey is that kaylah
Guy 2:Hell ya that's is she's the coolest Girl around

by ❤Alpha_wolf_lover12❤ February 9, 2017

Kaylah

One of a kind. Someone who is highly intelligent and loves to debate. Always is looking out for others before herself, and sometimes needs to learn how to be there for herself. Is normally great at everything she does and never settles. She sometimes feels out of place because she likes to take things slow, while others are living life way too quickly. You will never find her out and about, but maybe at home with a good book. May come off as intimidating, but has the sweetest smile when you talk to her. She is truly spectacular in every form of the word. If you meet one, never let her go.

Person 1: Wow, Kaylah did so well on her presentation today. I wish I had the guts to talk to her...
Person 2: Yeah.

by MysteryBox05 February 20, 2017