kablooted

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.

DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!

by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

kamboozled

to have misfortunate brought upon you by an unlikely sequence of events.

you've been kamboozled ,

oh no, I've been kamboozled ,
watch out, you'll get kamboozled ,
who is next to be kamboozled?

by beansbaxter August 19, 2010

KABOOGLEADOOGLE

A doggy delicacy

Bro, did you order the KABOOGLEADOOGLE

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

kapooted

Simply a synonym for "zooted." When one is extremely high, drunk, or better yet, both.

I was so kapooted last night at the bar that I ended up passed out at my boy's crib with no recollection of how or when I got there.

by Kipstopher January 21, 2010

kaboobled

A weird way of saying that you are stumped and confused

I was kaboobled by the instructions of my game

by CheeseFisherman March 9, 2014

Kaboodlehoppers

When something is even better than “holy cow”, but you don’t wanna swear

Holy Kaboodlehoppers! John is on the roof partying again!

by respect_the_drip_karen October 11, 2019

Kaboodle

part of the phase "Kit and Kaboodle," meaning "everything and all of everything," down to the last kitten.

Get the whole kit and kaboodle.

by bj April 1, 2005