kabob

The act of skewering your member with vegetables and forcing yourself into some one else's a orifice, doesn't really matter which.

Man, we just kabobed the crap out of you, how did it taste?

by qrczoy February 28, 2008

kabob

Verb form of the noun kabob (cubes of meat (as lamb or beef) marinated and cooked with vegetables usually on a skewer), often used comically when saying one has done something(sometimes randomly in place of other verbs).

Man, you really kabobed that test (used in place of messed up, or screwed up).

by samiam12billion July 28, 2008

afghan kabob

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

by KZ March 12, 2005

Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

by abckickit August 17, 2011

fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 December 10, 2008

rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !

My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009