kabobbing

N. The act of pleasuring oneself while playing air guitar.

Dude! Knock next time! I was just totally kabobbing to some fucking sick Motley Crue licks.

by Lawrence Shu-bop September 5, 2006

kabobed

To get shafted by a pole like a kabob on the grill.

Steve Irwin got KABOBED!

by BioRebel September 4, 2006

afghan kabob

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

by KZ March 12, 2005

Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

by abckickit August 17, 2011

fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 December 10, 2008

rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !

My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009