shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.

Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.

by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

kapooted

Simply a synonym for "zooted." When one is extremely high, drunk, or better yet, both.

I was so kapooted last night at the bar that I ended up passed out at my boy's crib with no recollection of how or when I got there.

by Kipstopher January 21, 2010

KABLOOEY

Kabillion Awesome things Because Life Ordinarily is Ordinary Except when You’re near or other amusing occurences amuse me.

Did you see how the teacher picked my answer instead of hers just because i shouted louder? Total KABLOOEY!

by HTHW December 20, 2010

Kerblooted

When you're so high that you aren't anything else

Bro, I'm fucking kerblooted

by Tbagslayer22 March 4, 2020

Super kablooter

In Candy Crush Saga, it's when you get four-em (striped candy) and a poppy (wrapped candy) and mix the two together.

Yo dude, get that four-em so you can get that super kablooter all up in this bitch yo.

by dingledang June 30, 2013

Kazooted

The act of being a dog and zooted

Wow, I am kazooted haha lol hehe xD. I am kazooted off the seesaw at the high functioning dog park

by Spoodlydoodly June 19, 2023

gooey kablooie

The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.

"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"

"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."

by taybeans jr. May 23, 2008