jusn't 

msn form of "just doesn't".

<person1> what's wrong with yer phone?
<person2> donno, jusn't work!!

jusn't by candelina September 19, 2005

Justin't 

Someone who is supposed to be there but cannot be found.

Dude #1- "hey man where is Dave?"
Dude #2- " I invited him, I guess he justin't here"

Justin't by Wopper1980 February 27, 2019

“It ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert” 

A phrased use towards someone being said or having a whinge or just plain feeling sorry for themselves. It’s said in reference to Justin timber lakes song “cry me a river”. To let those know, just get over yourself, life isn’t that bad so dry cry me a river, get over it.

Person winging: why does this always happen to me, what’s the point of trying
Mate: come on mate, “it ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

“It ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert” by Badassbossbassbitching July 6, 2019

You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her 

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

Justin T. 

A big faglord that lets his mom jack his tic tac at night and does pube sex daily.

A fag that likes ween, Horny mom, Grandpa touches ween, cow humper, gets malested by uncle all day, Justin T.

Justin T. by Noah Focht November 22, 2011

Justin T 

Canadian Gangsta rapper Justin T

I just saw Justin T. His bling nearly blinded me. He even carries a silver gun.

Justin T by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 9, 2020

Aren't you just the sickest 

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.

Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest

Aren't you just the sickest by Lukeissick August 16, 2017