Keith Jardine

alias: Techno Viking

Keith Jardine is Techno Viking...currently a UFC fighter.

by BenchMax345 May 21, 2009

Jardines

Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."

by Jupo February 4, 2005

jardine

someone who is very shit with relationships but is one of the coolest and nice people you will ever meet and he is also very strong and good at most things that he does, so if you have a Jardine in your life then you should keep him no matter what.

girl 1: wow Jardine is so bad at having a relationship.
girl 2: yeah but his an amazing friend.

by GODcreatorOFwords September 3, 2018

oliver jardine

Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!

I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.

by Hola amigo April 23, 2023

Jardine

An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.

Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.

by DeucieColeman December 31, 2011

kennedy jardine

Macy Morris' girlfriend.

My favourite tik toker is kennedy jardine

by kyrstal February 10, 2021

Jardine

Dat bitch be ginger.

Have you seen Jardine today?
What dat ginger bitch?

by Mischeif managed July 21, 2011