When A person typically female begs for attention and causes chaos Until the chosen female gets their attention typically, they are a fat fuck behind the screen and cannot move anywhere other than their bedroom Lies about going to the gym and participating in exercises to get fit to stay healthy while at the same time wreaking havoc on a box of cosmic brownies. 12
Damn that bitch Junoing!
by DiscipleTruist December 06, 2022
1: ex: you're very greedy --> You're very Juno
2: ex: What a greedy person you are --> What a Juno you are
2: ex: What a greedy person you are --> What a Juno you are
by SALP January 18, 2023
To 'JUNO' somthing is to take something someone loves and point out all the flaws until that person can no longer enjoy it.
Taken from the movie "Juno" that many people thought they genuinely liked until it was explained to them that they were wrong.
Taken from the movie "Juno" that many people thought they genuinely liked until it was explained to them that they were wrong.
by KidMash June 01, 2010
by Seamon August 10, 2008
1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
by Public Masturbater June 06, 2010
A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.
by Kirbiet December 30, 2007
1. An emotional response containing a mixture 'furor' (mindless passion) and being Livid.
The word derives from the Goddess Juno/Hera - in relation to the Epic Poem, The Aeneid.
2. to juno - to have an extreme vendetta against someone because they implicitly called you ugly
The word derives from the Goddess Juno/Hera - in relation to the Epic Poem, The Aeneid.
2. to juno - to have an extreme vendetta against someone because they implicitly called you ugly
by TheRealZeus March 10, 2011