Jusonemore

When its time to stop and you just cant. You know its time to stop and you just dont.

Cummon jusonemore let me do jusonemore

by Baroness Brass July 27, 2021

Uno De Juno

The holiest of holy days, Uno de Juno was originally a holiday created for non-mexican Spanish speakers. Sick of people assuming since they spoke Spanish that they wanted to celebrate the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo, some Puerto Ricans and their white compatriots in New Orleans adopted Uno de Juno as their own day of holy celebration.

Intentionally misspelled, the first and only rule of Uno de Juno is that it is not celebrated on June 1st and the celebration usually consists of heavy drinking, drug taking and party-goers wearing poorly designed t-shirts.

Everyone got blackout drunk and Sam pissed himself, another great Uno de Juno was had by all.

by Dooder11 June 14, 2013

jungnism

The praise and worship of Jeon Jungkook’s thighs.

“Hey Sally, I’m Christian, what are you?”

“I’m a Jungstian”

“Jungstian..?”

“Yes it’s part of the religion called, Jungnism, a worship of the Kpop Idol, Jeon Jungkook’s thighs,”

“Oh that’s lit.”

by jungbok June 24, 2018

Pull a Juno

To have sex on a recliner

"Dude, your recliner smells funky"

"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"

Pull a Juno

by meuzikluver January 26, 2013

junin

To get cheated out of money, drugs, etc. To get ripped off

Yo i bought that 3 for 10 my nigga had, but it was straight seeds. That nigga be junin me.

by Dat_Fresh_Nigga December 17, 2009

Junknet

The webbing found in swim trunks that keeps your junk from flopping out and scaring kids.

"Look at the weird patterns on his sack! His junknet must be too tight!" ~Oscar Wilde

"Last time I wore shorts without a junknet, I was kicked out of Darien Lake and was asked never to return." ~Gary Busey

"His entire wardrobe is made of nothing but junknet! Even his fucking shirts!" ~David Bowie on Freddie Mercury

by Legero June 23, 2010

Junned

A similar concept to being sonned except the victim ultimately is the person doing the "junning" because of overall humiliation due to the lack of reasoning in his/her arguments made against the other person.

It is senseless and stubborn rambling, resisiting to admit defeat in the conversation and rather willing to make him/herself look like a total dumbass continuing arguing with little or no coherence. For example;

Kevin Jun: Hey Anon, yo humans can fucking fly dude.
Anon: No they can't. are u dumb ? they dont have fucking wings man.
Kevin Jun: NO MAN, i didnt mean it like THAT. i meant it like humans can fly, but like in aircrafts and stuff, you know?
Anon: but you never mentioned that
Kevin Jun: um, well dude you know what i meant cus OBVIOUSLY humans cant fly. whatre you, dumb or something?
Anon: how was i supposed to know if u meant it with wings or not? u didnt fuckin specify.
Kevin Jun: Oh but other people would have known of what i was saying. you just dont get it.
(Here Anon got Junned but Kevin was the social loser)

by virginforlife November 10, 2010