Junkette

A female who swoons over the junkie-type rockstars. Known to find attraction in boys who smoke, do drugs, are overly skinny, have stoner eyes, messy hair, are in bands, etc.

Junkette: Check out that hot guy over there.
Other Person: WHAT? He's hot?! He's a heroin addict that weights like 50 pounds.
Junkette: Exactly.

Person A: So how was concert last night?
Person B: It was good, but Amanda kept swooning over the band members despite the fact that they looked like they were going to die of an overdose any second.
Person A: Well, it's expected. Afterall, she's a total junkette.

by TheVogueMafia January 7, 2008

junketarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)

Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.

by LanguageLover December 17, 2009

jinkster

Scottish word used to encompass the art of being a player, pimp & O.G all rolled into one.

Man, that guy Jinkster just walks this land.
He's going snowbombing next year, he's going to get so much ass it's not even fair. He can get totally mingbagged all night and be ready to get right back on it the next day.

by oldskool-b-boy September 18, 2013

janksta'

A jankety gangsta. Someone who is quite convinced they are a gangsta, but maybe their pants are a little too short, or their gold teeth are really bronze.

Kid thought he was a gangsta but we all knew he was a janksta'.

by Beakka June 22, 2007

junkshow

One who is a complete joke. ie. seriously awful person

Sarah is a Junkshow.

by gwm2 August 26, 2006

junktech

A person that can take another person's junk and rebuild it to work like new or use it for parts on something else.

That junktech built his computer from three computers that he found in a trashcan.

by Atrum Everto January 11, 2008

Junkity Junk

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."

by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012