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blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
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Junket Trumpet

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet
by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011
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Supposed Former Infatuation Junket

A gathering of five or more Alanis Morissette fans.
I refuse to go to Lilith Fair, it's a total Supposed Former Infatuation Junket.
by KritianBoy April 7, 2017
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