wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.

She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.

by James Cox March 10, 2007

"Funk out with your junk out"

equivalent of "rock out with your cock out" and "jam out with your clam out"...party hard

"Funk out with your junk out"
At IU, the AMAC got liquored and funked out with his junk out. He's a ginger-kid, so his junk scared all the females, but he was so drunk, he didn't care.

by The A 2 the MAC August 5, 2008

funky junk

To have one's gonads and penis (junk if you will) have an undesirable stench.

I have smelly genitals and people call me funky junk at my school

by Mitchell Smith April 13, 2008

Funked-Up Monkey Junk

Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up

Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!

by Youttttt November 29, 2011

junkfunk

cool object or clothing that has been brought back to life often recycled, usually a retro feel, retro chic, cool retro clothing,

that 50's telephone is very junkfunk

by woarjacky August 3, 2009