Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 11, 2023

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 08, 2010

Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 12, 2022

Jumpstart

Lighting a Cigarette or Joint from the lit end of someone else's cigarette, because one does not possess a source of ignition such as a lighter or a box of matches.

Hey! Do you have a light?......Nah man!......Can I grab a jumpstart?

by Froud March 08, 2020

the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock

give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"

by Macfitster July 31, 2013