jub jub

a feeling of strong attraction for no particular reason other than boredom or the enjoyment of sex.
His sister isn't hot. I dont want her, but i do jub jub her.
by PandaSandTheAsian November 11, 2007
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jub jub

An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.
Look at those people queueing up to play paintball, they're a right bunch of jub jubs.
by Marc Parc May 14, 2005
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jub jub

Person 1: is that jub jub
jub jub: i want rub rub
by William Shakespeare 69 January 24, 2018
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jub jub

im gonna go have a wash in the jub jub
by neen July 16, 2004
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Jub Jub

One of the most famous characters in Harry Potter. Everyone loved Jub Jub. The mischevious elf goblin that lived in the sewers. He'd often say his signature catchphrase "Give us a kiss". When he died in Harry's arms in the second book, readers were moved to tears. Especially when he whispered, "Jub Jub want rub rub". I'll tell you, There wasn't a dry eye in the theatre when that scene played,
Friend 1: Who is your favourite character in Harry Potter?
Friend 2: Definately Jub Jub. May he get rub rub in the afterlife.
by 57471c December 19, 2017
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Jub-Jub

n., v., 1. Anything Jubalicious.

2. Anything thing that is exceptionally cute, adorable, funny, lazy, tiny or fat.
3. To act in any of the above ways.
"Sweetheart.... I love you Jub-Jub." "Aw look at that fat Jub-Jub." "Can you get me some candy Jub-Jubs?" "Check out the cat! She's just Jubbin'"
by jub.jub October 11, 2009
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Jub Jub

"Bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. Long drive, way back, way back; IT'S A JUB JUB!
by mcv3igh October 31, 2007
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