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Jizzle Fizzle

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.
by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020
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Jizzle Jog

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.
Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!
by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016
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jizzle jawline

when it looks like you have jizz on ur jawline.
Carter has a jizzle jawline because of last night.
by @twoProfessionalretards July 3, 2020
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Jizzlenut Sweatsuit

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.
Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!
by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011
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jkizzles

a different form of the phrase: "just kidding"
R: "OMG your mom is fat!!!"
E: "No effing way. Youre ugly and stupid."
R: "Oh I'm just jkizzles..."
E: "What the efff?"
R: "'Jizzles!' You know, like jkjk or jp or just kidding?
E: "oh OMG! Jkizzles!"
R: "Jkizzles!"
YAYYY!
by rebioreri October 14, 2009
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Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.
Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016
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Jizzle FanBizzle

Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.

Without the izzles it would sound like this

Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.

Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.

Ya Dig?
"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"

"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"

"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"

"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."

"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"

"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"

"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"
by dickvandyke15 November 14, 2009
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