Jonx

Somebody who is mentaly or physically challenged.

Pronunciation: Yonks

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Dave: Oh my god that guy just fell out of his wheelchair!

Pete: Ha, what a jonx!

by MakingTastyCakes July 18, 2009

Jowned

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.

"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."

by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005

jonx

A colloquial Washington DC Metro Area word meaning a random object, event or the male genitalia.

Derived from the universal word 'joint' which is commonly used in NYC and Tri-state area.

Word also used in Philadelpia Metro area as (jons)

"Are you gonna rock that Versace jonx at the Ibex club tonight?"

"You still got that Vanilla Dutch dude? Den roll that jonx up already."

"Did you peep the 'Skins game last night? That jonx was vicious yeong!"

"After she beasted my jonx last night, I kicked that ho out of the cribbo."

by Dolemite Jenkins June 13, 2007

Dow Jowned

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.

1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.

by MuttyD May 25, 2007

jown

To jawesomely own someone or something.
See jawesome and own.

I friggin jown u noob!

by Plasmagician September 10, 2005

jonx

i.)A word that means evrything but at the same time nothing
ii.)A pesons personal posessions

i.)that girl is jonx!
ii.) tke your grinmy hand off my jonx

by krizzy February 21, 2003

jönx

Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.

Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jönx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.

by Leif June 10, 2006