José 

When someone ignores you so bad you feel like you need to go back to Mexico.

Person A : Hi how are you ?
*Person B doesn't answer because he doesn't have any fuck to give*
Persone C to Person A: You got José so hard bro !

José by Jozon November 23, 2016

José 

One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.

Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)

José by Shraken January 8, 2017

José 

Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".

No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.

José by Jo'ves April 6, 2017

José 

A José is the sweetest most caring person you will evah meet, and someone who laughs at the simplest things. Their skin is 80% boyfriend material and 20% cuddles with a dash of fluffiness and cuteness.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.

Sad cat owner: Why does my kitty love José more than me :c
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master

José by Vaiking February 24, 2019

José 

a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.

Don't be a josé, she is not old enough and it is illegal.

José by PedoHater123 March 8, 2019

José 

José is the type of guy that sometimes is the quiet kid in class or the most amazing althete "ever". Some times they have a geeky personality or an Lemon boy type, but either way he's the most amazing person!! Depending on its personality, José can be: the most caring, sweet, gentleman, kind person ever to exist; the guy that makes you be in a "wheelchair" if you let him play "Ruff".

Any other reason it's the guy of your dreams, but if he treats you bad regardless of your gender/sexual orientation please, but just please get away from them cause if they don't have a friendly personality you may end up in a toxic relationship.

Guy 1: Why is she walking like that??
José: I did it B-)

Girl 1: Hey, José have you seen that new anime??
José: *Weeb noises intensifies* WICH ONE

Girl 1: *Gasp*

José by A Furry ÒwÓ April 17, 2020

José 

A female friend or someone you have intrest in.

My friend asked me " if still talk to the same José or am I seeing someone new?"

José by Lul gabe finesse October 5, 2020