jerkin it

masterbating

im gonna go jerk it

by kozz May 15, 2003

jerkin it

rubbing your dick intensely.
in other words...choking the chicken,beat yo meat,wackin off

Follow these steps:
1) Close your eyes
2) Bite your lips
3) Now pretend your rolling dice

by J 0 K A January 19, 2005

jerkin it

When a group of kids sit around and do nothing but chill and sometimes hit the bong

Jake: Dude what are you doing right now?
Patrick: dude I'm just jerkin it
Jake: you are what?!? Dude that's gross
Patrick: nah dog I just sitting here doing nothing you freak

by newporthunny6 January 12, 2009

Jorking it

The act of masturbating violently and excessively anywhere/everywhere.

"Dude, Samuel was jorking it mid-class yesterday

by ZazaMoney$$$ March 25, 2025

Jerkin' it

Taking the third derivative of position as a function of time.

Person 1: Hey have you done the calculus homework yet?
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.

by YeastInfectedGrandpa April 6, 2025

jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.

Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long

by anonymous April 11, 2025

Jockin-it

Also known as the rally jock... Must have two or more men wearing only shirts and jock straps all while sitting on the same couch together. Must be watching a game 7, winner take all sporting event, and no participant can put shorts or pants back on during the game.

Also.. All men must have eaten spicy food 7 hours before the event and last one to shit his jock wins the side pot.

My brother and I were straight Jockin-it during the hockey game last week.

by The Pocket Dog May 1, 2025