1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.
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YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH HER!! If you are lucky enough to date her you have won life.
YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH HER!! If you are lucky enough to date her you have won life.
David: Did you here what that girl said to Olivia?
Dom: Yeah she said, "This ain't little house on the prairie bitch!"
David: Wow she is savage, hot and a little nerdy, what a JOZIE
Dom: Yeah she said, "This ain't little house on the prairie bitch!"
David: Wow she is savage, hot and a little nerdy, what a JOZIE
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Example: A person or a crew can have a plan to do something so they get going making plans and actually physically making moves that make gains towards a goal the person or group have.
Example we was with Bezzels joogin through the streets of Atlanta"
Example we was with Bezzels joogin through the streets of Atlanta"
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-𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 (𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘮) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".
comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).
-𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 (𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘮) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".
comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).
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Get the jooz mug.1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
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