Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.
by Houston Jones June 22, 2019
Get the Houston Jones mug.A character from the CW show, Riverdale, which is based off of the Archie comics. Jughead Jones is sarcastic and moody, his trademark usually being his crown-like beanie. He was involved in the case of Jason Blossom's murder and the case of the Black Hood. He is best friends with Archie Andrews and basically the rest of the main characters of the show. Also a very underrated character.
Basic Bitch: "Jughead Jones is one of the worst in Riverdale."
Me: "Ummmmmmm....correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but he is one of the greatest."
Me: "Ummmmmmm....correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but he is one of the greatest."
by rainbxo June 19, 2018
Get the Jughead Jones mug.She is a smart woman capable of doing anything problem that comes her way. Jonelyn likes to help people if they ask and will almost never start the conversation first. She unintentionally may seem like a showoff. However she is always concerned about what other people would think of her. Jonelyn need to learn that people don’t pay attention to others as much as she may think.
“Jonelyn helped me with my homework!”
by DarlingSparow September 15, 2019
Get the jonelyn mug.The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.
That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?
I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones
I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones
by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015
Get the John Paul Jones mug.I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.
He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.
He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.
by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021
Get the Alex Jones mug.Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.
Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009
Get the Broskiana Jones mug.Well his name is, Fart Bucket Jones.
And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!
And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!
There goes that old Fart Bucket Jones fellow, probably out buying groceries for them cursed swamp rats.
by Angry Giraffe The Seventh July 3, 2016
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