by RRC rules no matter wut u say June 15, 2014
Get the Juneitis mug.Julesitis refers to the progressively deteriorating condition that non-average men may suffer from as they discover and unravel the wondrous world that "Jules" may bring them into.
Common symptoms are:
1. Believing you are in the most blissful sitch when you are around Jules. One patient of Julesitis has described it as the "most blissful state of existence" he has ever found himself in, when being exposed to Jules.
2. Cardiac arrhythmia and unpredictable fluctuations in the temperature of cardiac tissue.
3. Inability to focus on everyday things as the thought of Jules makes everything seem less pertinent.
4. Commonly feeling #blessed by a superior deity or deities; likely the Greek gods.
There is currently no known treatment for Julesitis and it is currently being researched how diagnosis may affect life expectancy.
Common symptoms are:
1. Believing you are in the most blissful sitch when you are around Jules. One patient of Julesitis has described it as the "most blissful state of existence" he has ever found himself in, when being exposed to Jules.
2. Cardiac arrhythmia and unpredictable fluctuations in the temperature of cardiac tissue.
3. Inability to focus on everyday things as the thought of Jules makes everything seem less pertinent.
4. Commonly feeling #blessed by a superior deity or deities; likely the Greek gods.
There is currently no known treatment for Julesitis and it is currently being researched how diagnosis may affect life expectancy.
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Get the Julesitis mug.by Geoffrey September 15, 2004
Get the Jonesified mug.Jonesti is a very proud girl, rebellious, and a flirt! If you have a jonesti in your life as a friend, keep her! She is an amazing friend at heart!
If you have a jonesti as a girlfriend, your lucky but watch your back! Because it only lasts so long...
Jonesti gets bored quick!
If you have a jonesti as a girlfriend, your lucky but watch your back! Because it only lasts so long...
Jonesti gets bored quick!
Me: hey isn’t that jonesti
My friend: yeah why?
Me: I think I’m gonna ask her out...
My friend: no! Don’t do that! If she likes you, she’ll be the one to ask you out! If you ask her and she doesn’t like you, she’ll still say yes and play you like a board game! She’ll quit when she’s bored!
My friend: yeah why?
Me: I think I’m gonna ask her out...
My friend: no! Don’t do that! If she likes you, she’ll be the one to ask you out! If you ask her and she doesn’t like you, she’ll still say yes and play you like a board game! She’ll quit when she’s bored!
by Brokenkitty December 14, 2020
Get the jonesti mug.Awesome dude, he is good at games and can play every character ever.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.
1 Guy: Did you see that Sebastian Jönestig in Overwatch?
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...
by เซบาสเตียน March 20, 2018
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