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Jonesing

The act of submitting a change to a Git repository by making significantly more commits than necessary because you want to get more green on your GitHub profile
"I better update all my projects' license files since it's 2017 and I'm jonesing for that green!"
"Dude, half of your commits for this PR are fixing formatting. There's keeping your code clean, and then there is blatantly jonesing!"
by Lola the Micropanda May 1, 2017
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jonesing the want of somthing .. comes from 'keeping up with the joneses'. If you are jonsesing for some waffels you want to have waffles badly
Ive been jonesen fo some cake all night.
by tyno July 3, 2005
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"I've been jonesing for some morphine all day."
by Dilaudid August 13, 2003
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an intense feeling or craving for something or someone
BIIIIIAAAAAAATCH, i bin jonesing fo yo tite asss all monin, so ya bes' paid dat mudda pukka fo all tree rox dis time
by Mike Schell October 6, 2003
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1. to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.

Made popular by the television show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I'm jonesing for some chocolate.
by Paro May 19, 2005
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When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.
Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190
by Alweeeezy August 4, 2012
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The act of Depending or craving some sort of substance. In most instances, it tends to me a controlled substance.
Fucking shit, fuck, fuck, cock, balls. Shit. Im jonesing for some fuck. Shit.
by Bob Finklestein Jewfuck May 21, 2008
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