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a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy
"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah
by hahafail April 15, 2021
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Jonesburg

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A small town in mid Missouri w/ three bars, one gas station and whole lotta meth. Nuff Said.

A Russian fighter pilot lives here, they turn into Wolverines.

For real though... no cops. No rules. Drink beer all day..throw up, start drinking again.

No hookers but lots of whores... so that means free vag. Come on and pay a visit.

Peace. That is all, now good day!
Jonesburg is the schizzznat!!!!
by master_bates December 20, 2010
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Jonesport Maine

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Jonesport Maine is a stupid town in downeast Maine. The most know feature of Jonesport is incest. If you live in Jonesport your family tree is a wreath.
In Jonesport Maine your mother might also be your sister.
by ihgosfl. September 1, 2011
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A town with a bunch of people with no teeth and impossible to understand, all they do is fish for lobster. Also everybody talks behind everybody's back there.
AAY bub ai uh i'm frum junsport, i uh maen jonesport bub. Gota go owt to hauuul tomaroow.
by Trent Beal October 29, 2020
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