Jonfather

A man who has developed a habit for Prostitutes

Mattys picken up another hooker tonight...Yea man He's the Jonfather

by T-rob123 July 1, 2009

Jonafart

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.

(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.

by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

Jonafaggot

Jonafaggot is a gay lord who likes to suck malaysian 44 inch dicks and keep saying ''your mom does that everynight.'' trying to cover his gay secret.

Jonafaggot is a gay faggot.

by Gay_jonathan March 20, 2019

jokeface

Refers to a human being who possess a face with comedic qualities, such that the face can be considered to be a joke. This results in people viewing the face to laugh or smile at the comedy.

"Look at that breh, he's a total jokeface!! I'm cracking up looking at this breh!"

"I've been laughing so hard at that jokeface that it's starting to hurt my ribs!"

by Mephistopheles October 19, 2004

JONEAL

yes, but no. Something that always happens except when it doesn't. Its when you do your equations correct and you will always get this answer except when you don't. An answer you will always sometimes get, except for when you dont.

That was just a fucking JONEAL!!!

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

Angad Joneja

The only man on earth who has flight attendant shordies, This man also is a good all around sports player. The only thing bad about this kid is he fucking starts making memes about peoples hairlines.

Hi im Angad Joneja i play football

by Tighemcjigher November 11, 2020

Joneal

People miss her very much when they move to a different country.

She needs to learn how to not leave cool people on delivered.
She is cute but more often than not, her cat is cuter.

"I love her so very much. She must be Joneal"

by ur mum 12346 April 26, 2022