jonah with a bona

Someone who is a sexual jinx.

That Bruto brings bad luck to anyone he bones, a Jonah with a bona they call him!

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

Jonah Marais

an amazing guy who deserves the world. a guy who deserves all happiness in the world and doesn’t deserve to be sad. let’s not forget that jonah marais is an inspiration to many.

Jonah marais is an amazing guy.

by alohamarais October 9, 2018

Jonah Marais

Means; Another word for perfection. Synonym; Perfect, wonderful, amazing, terrific. Antonyms; Awful, terrible.

Friend: Have you met Jonah yet?
Me: yeah I met jonah Marais the other day!

by kwoulfe May 14, 2015

Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.

Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!

by Super Tips July 28, 2023

jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off

"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"

by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008