Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

jon carr

The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet

Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night

by Large cock 6969 May 25, 2017

Jon Chon

Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr

Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

little jon carson

The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport

Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.

by The man Baccus August 16, 2016

jon crapper

the guy that invented the toilet

i got to go to the jon to take a crap

by bo ho May 7, 2004

Jon Clark

The hottest most wonderful redheaded man alive with the sweetest blue eyes and hot body:) the most lovable guy ever

man im so in love with jon clark

by jml41508 January 13, 2009

jon ceana

you spelled John Cena wrong.

Tim: did you see Jon Ceana's match last night?
Jim: did you just spell John Cena wrong?
Tim: we're talking how could I do that?
Jim: you didn't answer my question...

by Captain Pizza Hut February 24, 2021