jampost

a guy who falsely believes he is going to get laid...

girl in bar to her friend:"this fucking jampost just groped my ass"!

by Rolee January 2, 2017

jumpoutable

alex said he cnanot jump out of his window, so i said it is jumpoutable

the window is jumpoutable

by bigbollockharry June 2, 2020

Jomboni

it means a *hole, shmuck, jackass,stupid person(Italian Slang)

he's a Jombone! what do ya want? what a jomboni?!! Only a Jomboni would do that crap.

by yeah who are you? January 15, 2010

JoMo Sapiens

The name of the fan club of professional wrestler John Morrison. The name was chosen by fans on Twitter, as the previous name "MoFos" was deemed "not PG"
Example: Zack Ryder's dad.

JoMo Sapiens. We're gonna eat your lunch.

by TheBigOsJuiceMan November 23, 2011

JOMONTEER

Background : The word Jomonteer was developed by a nonprofit organization in Nigeria, Volunteer Better.

It was coined from the phrase, 'Jack of all trades, master of none' and the word 'Volunteer'

A Jomonteer is a volunteer who volunteers for any and every volunteering opportunity without considering it's alignment with his or her goals.

Jomonteer - Noun

Have you considered if that opportunity aligns with your goals? don't be a Jomonteer!

by Volunteer Better July 10, 2021

crispy chicken jumpoff

Used to describe a salad topped with fried chicken.

1)Yo God, I'll take a crispy chicken jumpoff and some sweat tea.

2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff

by Rob G Deuce February 15, 2008

JOPO

Jack Off, Pass Out

Kid 1: Dude, I was so tired after Angela's party last night
Kid 2: Yeah, me too. I went straight home and proceeded to JOPO
Kid 1: I should have done that, man. I just read a book until I fell asleep

by All Hail King Mathyall December 17, 2014