Party Jumper

An uncontrollable and raging erection stemming from commotion in a social setting.

Wendy walked by to grab a beer and Steve immediately got the party jumps.

Noun;Singular: party jumper

Plural: party jumps

by Millerman69 June 21, 2019

Fan jumper

A person who suddenly becomes a fan of a resently deceased celebrity, or an upcomming star, but claims to have been for some time.

My friend is a fan jumper. Every time a celebrity dies he/she suddenly becomes their biggets fan.

by Rangoonwala January 18, 2016

Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

joepert

A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.

He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.

by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015

Man-jumper

A fickle person (whether female or male) who jumps from man to man within a small timeframe.

Erin watched as her best friend, Lynn, changed boyfriends 3 times within the month. She came to the decision that Lynn was a man-jumper.

by Viega February 28, 2010

Tree Jumper

(noun) Prison slang used to describe a child molester.

My new cell mate is a tree jumper - needless to say, this is not going to work out.

by Jonny Byanik March 4, 2013

Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate

Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper

by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020