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Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 8, 2005
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Jelqing

A really amazing penis stretching exercise that helps with getting you erect
Guy 1: I love jelqing
Guy 2: same
by brian33337 October 16, 2023
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joling

"your too demanding"

"am i?"

"i was joling"

":("
by certainly not ben December 30, 2007
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Jolking

Someone who completely fails at doing the jerk
Dude your so good at jolking!
by na8tedog May 1, 2010
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jolding

Stop jolding fursuits
by Ruff boi December 16, 2020
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Joldinga

Fist someone's arse
Marty is going to joldinga u.
by Pudz July 13, 2017
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Jolding

Jold, a common concept in the game Geometry dash that requires one to jump, buy pressing either the space bar, up arrow key, or left mouse button, and then continue to hold said button down, allowing them to jump, and hold. Jold.
Look at Cursed, he is jolding in the 54-76 corridor.
by Aestivous July 31, 2022
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