JohnChristian

JohnChristian is an amazing, sexy, perfect guy. He is very social and loves to be with the people that matter most. He excels at all sports, especially football, lacrosse, and swimming. Everyone should be friends with a JohnChristian, he is kind, caring and truly a good friend. He is always there for others and always gives good advice.

JohnChristian, he's a cool dude.

by Rosy39 November 1, 2013

johntourage

A group of people who all attend events to support the wife of an Englishman named John

I'm going out to the bar tonight as part of the johntourage

by mantion February 1, 2015

JohnHaloCE

that one fucking Legend of Twitter. suspended? yes. does his legacy live on? hell yeah!

man 1 - yooo... check this out...
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.

by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021

Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.

When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.

by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010

Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.

Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!

by t0rr1d_ June 8, 2021

johncha

To perform below usual standard in a everyday task or activity

"Howd you go today in your game"? "Not great i came last, i had a johncha".

How's university going simon? "Not too good, failed a few subjects ". "I have been having a johncha this semester".

"He has been performing terribly this month". "yeah i know he is having a johncha"

by Samus the TBK July 27, 2017

johnten

a ship name for Johnny and Ten, members of the kpop group, NCT.

a work of art

“omg, johnten is so real”
“i wish i had a relationship like johnten”

by nctrash October 11, 2017