Danziger Johanson

A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.

You're being such a Danziger Johanson.

by Danziger Johansonn May 9, 2018

johncook

😡I 🐖wish 🧺I 🥵could🤠 fly💨 so🛍 fast 🌛🌸like🦟jOhNcOoK

Y/N: let’s break up
Boy: I WISH I COULD FLY SO FAST LIKE JOHNCOOK 😡😡 FLY YOU TO THE MOON LIKE JOHNCOOK😭
Y/N:UMM- okay?-

by JoHnCoOk🌝 December 22, 2020

elise johanson

elise is so fucking hot

"omfg who is that hottie over thur?!"
"o, thats elise johanson"

by ........... April 24, 2005

johanctu

I’m pretty sure we’ve been mutuals for a while now and tysm for staying moots this long!! and ty for sending me the definition that was put in here of me 🙏

person 1: do you know johanctu?
person 2: yeah I think so
hatsunebarbara.com: that’s my moot!!!!!

by hatsunebarbara.com April 21, 2021

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008

Johanson

A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult

cant believe you had Johanson last nite?

by 24strongbow March 18, 2011

Elise Johanson

Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!

Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"

by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005