Jeannie

Historical texts reveal this word was a verb used to describe the existence of mysterious, beautiful women over the age of 40 who seem to be immune to aging and possess unusual magical powers over men. Habitually, these women use their powers for many things but are most likely to use them to empty wallets of their male "companions" at the mall. In earlier centuries "genies" were captured by men and put into shapely bottles for good luck. However, as common with men of the day, they forgot where they stashed the bottles and these hidden treasures were not discovered until many years later.

1. Whoa... check out that "jeannie".

2. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to become a Jeannie!

3. Hey, why is my wallet empty? I've been "Jeannied"!!!

Jeannie by word-dude August 11, 2008

Johannie 

A amazing ship between Annie Leblanc and Johnny Orlando I personally think that they are cute and should be together but everyone thinks different.It is also now as I’m Brat characters Sam and Ryhme which is SHYME.

Hmmmm…………I SHIP JOHANNIE AND SHYME AND ITS MY OPINION

Johannie by Johanniexcuddles April 24, 2019

I Dream of Jeannie 

I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it.

best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.

tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.

Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.

You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.

Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.

Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.

If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.

I Dream of Jeannie by I wish i was Jeannie. So do yo January 3, 2010

Jeannie

An enchanting muse; an intelligent, highly creative woman, who bewitches and mesmerizes the one she feels fated to enjoin until this one is enraptured. She is a force of nature, a feminine divine, protector of her eclectic and often arcane beliefs; she is love and she is justice. She is the feminine unraveled, her energy pure and potent. Your wishes dissolve in her presence as trite and unnecessary. She grants all that is needed.

That one’s a total Jeannie; he’ll ask her what that witchy term means in mythology.

Guy stands no chance; that Jeannie wants him.

Jeannie by Mr. Salad November 23, 2021

Joyanne 

a unique and beautiful name meaning Delight, great pleasure, joy, rejoicing.
if you ever happen to meet a joyanne keep them close they’re a once in a life time friend and have the most fun they have the best humour and are overall amazing people.
keep a Joyanne close

have you met Joyanne yet?

No?
You have to shes amazing

Joyanne by ♡ ThatOneGinger November 23, 2021

joryanie

the hottest and finest motherfucker out there

a/n: damn did you see joryanie
??: yeah shes finer than wine

joryanie by marie <33 November 24, 2021

johannie 

a ship between johnny orlando and annie leblanc. you take the joh from johnny and the annie from annie and you get this ship name. not many people like johannie but i do! because johnny is a rat and annie is amazing.

person 1- jenzie is real guys
me- no it’s not johannie is the bestest kenzie can go die in a hole

johannie by fwootloops January 12, 2018