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Joementum

When during a contest and one side is cruising to an easy victory, and the officials stop the contest for four days to add points for the other team, then quietly release the results on a Saturday morning after having media cohorts gaslight the American public that this is normal and that the losing candidate was actually the victor.
The only way Biden was able to beat Trump was that magic Joementum!
by RustyP3527 November 7, 2020
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Joement

When that one bro at a social gathering gets too drunk and starts acting like an uncontrollable emotional train wreck and continually repeats themselves.
We were at the party last night and Brandon started having a joement in front of everyone.Yeah
by Zrys August 10, 2019
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Jimentia

Jimentia | Jì’mēn(t)SH(e)ã | Noun The phenomena that occurs when a member of the Jimothy clan of homo sapiens ingests a thanksgiving feast of substances and pierces the veil into a realm only known to the joker and the riddler, producing a love child of dementia... Jimentia.
*laughter in background* look out! Jimentia is coming! Save yourselves! Run to the backyard
by threeleggeddierks September 10, 2020
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Joementum

The velocity of fecal matter toward the floor from a politician with Dementia.
As Joe was walking away from the reporters the Joementum nearly blasted his shoes off.
by Oilblues September 20, 2020
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Janmentia

To be completely unaware and oblivious to the point you forget something, (often important details) with such severity that it appears to be wiped from the person's memory
GF: Did you cover the logs we use for firewood in the yard? It would be a shame if they got wet.
: the what now?
GF: Ah... it seems you have Janmentia dear, you need that checked.
by SixOFender September 13, 2021
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Joemontae

Joemontae is shy at first but once he opens up he’s a goofy and outgoing person . Joemontae never shows his love but loves hard behind closed doors . Joemontae is a caring and thoughtful person and loves to read and associate
Joemontae is a very vivacious person
by Chanellorangee November 22, 2021
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Joement

When your friend knows just enough a out a topic to be wrong and or irrelevant
"Dark souls has really declined recently"
"My favorite game is minecraft"
"#Joement"
by PussySlayer475 April 9, 2023
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