jocked yo ass

something you say after you trick someone

did you see that monkey in the sky? JOCKED YO ASS!!

by johnny shityseed February 4, 2007

jocked up

Dressed out in sports gear, especially refers to wearing a jockstrap/athletic supporter.

A sports coach or P.E. instructor might tell the guys on his team or in his class, "You guys stop screwing around and get jocked up!"

by SportGuy September 21, 2008

Speed Jocked

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed

Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30

by lilnater July 12, 2009

Cock Jocked

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.

Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.

by BluBallz April 30, 2006

Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018

nut jocked

to be rattled, triggered or surprised

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked

by joyce byers January 10, 2017

Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.

Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.

by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021