jobbies

faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies

by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006

jobbie

Shite

I need a whopping jobbie

by Shizer August 25, 2003

Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"

by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008

Jobby

Scottish for poo.
Also used in phrases such as
"yah jobby" meaning "you stupid person"

by jobby March 12, 2003

Jobby

A game played in Scottish schools in which the players (2+ needed) shout JOBBY in rounds, taking it in turns to get progressivly louder, the winner being the student whom shouts loudest without being caught. also works with Shite, Wank, Baldy ( if teacher is bald ), fatty ( if teacher is fat) etc

Player 1: "jooooobby"
Player 2: "jobby"
Player 1: "JOOOOBBBBBBBAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Teacher: Player 1 GET OUT NOW!

by Playbhoy November 5, 2006

jobbie

A childs word for shite.

"mummy, i need a jobbie"

by Snakeheid October 16, 2003

Jobby

Noun: A brown, smelly substance excreted from the anus. Also known as turd, crap, shit, poop, toly, etc...

A crappy person.

Verb: to do a jobby.

See you ya jobby! Whit you daein jobbyin in ma fuckin hoose! Ah'm gonnae jobby on you!

by Clarence the gay jobby October 31, 2003