Jomtingz

a mega party. only the awesome of the awesome may attend these godlike events. no one knows how these sacred things were made but it is thought that the jomgods had created this for people to enjoy. men have been driven insane trying to grasp the awesomeness of a jomtingz. it has been said that chuck norris was conceived at a jomtingz.

" yooo broo are you going to the jomtingz tonight?"
" yeah bro but it will take me like an hour to spike my hair up and pick out the shirt that shows of my rippiling biceps well enough"
" true bro i have to get my brooklyn tough guy accent just perfect"

^ neither of these guys would attend a jomtingz because they sound like complete guidos. i should kill whoever even mentioned the phrase around them.

by boddymon24 June 4, 2010

JEAN JOLTING

The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans.

My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last night.

by orblog genius June 25, 2008

Jotting

A brief note

"Sup I'm Karl"

And I'm jotting this down in my note

by grayfall October 2, 2017

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

by clockcatcall September 14, 2010

jotingo

una forma cariñosa para decir joto

te quiero jotingo!
Estoy enamorada de mu jotingo♥
Aléjate de mi jotingo!

by muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2011

Jating

Dating a Jewish person simply to appease your Jewish family.

Aryeh is jating Davina even though we all know he's in love with Julie.

by sprtagt September 9, 2010

Joaning

Engaging in long and generally awkward conversations.

Oh look over there, Stephanie is Joaning so hard.

by Gooeyness June 12, 2018