Jardoo

A musty muslim with a fascination with tiny chat, finding the girls with little to none for bankroll, guy in the strip club eating breakfast, 9 years in a community college. Can be found typically outside of your local arby's and the club at 12am with 9-10 other individuals with just as much grease and cologne in the club as a sid burns individual would to cover up over having a shower

taxi driver immigants jardoo is thirsty tinychat dirtbag 36 years old jardoo to all please guys 5 minutes! guys just five!

by Leightonmeestr November 25, 2011

Jardon flu

The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.

He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.

by MichaelFrost September 6, 2018

jonard

A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.

One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.

by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

Jard

To be rear ended, shafted or generally fucked over.

Tony got jard(ed) by his manager and it left him in tears.

by Michael Yornie March 24, 2017

Keith Jardine

A MMA fighter for the UFC, made famous after being cast as a heavyweight under coach Rich Franklin on the second season of the Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV. Although he didn't win, Jardine still got a career in the UFC, where he dropped down to the light heavyweight division. He has fought the likes of Houston Alexander, along with his fellow Ultimate Fighter alumni Stephan Bonner and Forrest Griffin. His major victory came in September 22, 2007 when he won split decision against the "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.

Keith Jardine's current MMA record is 13 Wins - 3 Losses - 1 Draws.

by cecilie w November 14, 2007

Jardani

The name Jardani can be masculine or feminine. - Jardani is a like a cool breeze over the mountains. You are blessed, anointed and highly favored by God. Jardani has God's Grace and Favor to accomplish everything they set out to do with ease. They sore over mountains like eagles! And their youth never fades away. Jardani is beautiful inside and out! And can never be defeated!

Jardani as in John Wick alternative name for John. Meaning God's Gracious Gift Also alternative for Janet same meaning.

by JCRules June 8, 2019

Jeard

Stereotypically Jewish facial hair, which can come in many different shapes and sizes.

Hey Evan, have you seen Abraham's jeard lately? Mighty impressive.

by Jisonator February 25, 2015