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Joffin

Joffin is very cool he is good at ear raping people and very funny. He has a penis larger than most other boys so you should date him he is single and ready
To mingle he will love you and he respects woman. Overall Joffin is pretty radical!
Hey Joffin how’d you cock get so big?!
by moisty dong October 20, 2019
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joffmebater

jack of meet back later.

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randy and jeff agreed to joffmebater . or randy and jeff agreed to or JOMBL
by jeff2401 January 13, 2009
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Joffice

The enclosed space from which a drug dealer sells their marijuana, which tends to be very low quality and overpriced. This tends to be a dorm room or a house found on or around a college campus.
Carl: Hey man you have any bud?
Jeff: Oh you know I got that piffy, step into my Joffice.
by Q_QUILLIAM December 4, 2010
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Joffrey Lannister

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
by xIce_ April 9, 2015
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Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.
"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."
by sans panties April 14, 2014
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Joffrey

Quit your complaining, you are being a real Joffrey
by davey123 December 18, 2014
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joffice

a man's most sacred place; the office for grabbing a j; abbreviation for jack-off office
Person 1: "Yo did you end up finishing that paper last night?"

Person 2: "Nah man, I got distracted and spent 5 hours in my joffice instead"

Person 1: "Yeah fuck papers...anytime in the joffice is time well spent"
by slingerofdix September 25, 2014
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