Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

Jizzing out

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011

Jizzeling

The act of a woman expelling the mans excess seman from her vagina after sex.

Dude I banged this chick last night and after I blew she stood up and started jizzeling all over the floor.

by Dictionary demon October 24, 2012

jizzconning

the act of coughing up cum

Guy 1: dude your sister blew me 20 times yesterday

Guy 2: so that's why she was jizzconning at breakfast this morning

by ayewassuphomie69 October 26, 2013

Jizziling

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.

Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.

by dustinsays May 26, 2012

electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

by jammus October 20, 2004

jizzeling

raining jizz and/or cum/semen/sperm. sploogeing or ejaculating in in a rain-like (drizzling) fashion.

As the men were jizzeling on Fiona's face, she was attempting to catch ALL of the cum in her mouth

by bert crandall bovach July 22, 2009