Unfinished Jizzness

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

by JamboLAD September 4, 2021

jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

Jizznastics

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).

"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!

by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

jizzoint

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

Jizznature

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.

Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.

by CLRS86 September 1, 2013

holy jizzknockers

Used to express surprise or fear; or any other extreme emotion.

Cretin 1: did you hear that 'The Big OC' ragged that ho so hard her ring split?

Cretin 2: Holy jizzknockers! He is one savage bastard!

by Bigbadsolutions December 26, 2020

jizzoon

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007