A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.
“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009
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1. A devourer of jizz (semen).
2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003
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2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010
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by Spazmoz May 22, 2008
Get the jizzmonger mug.1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.
1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
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