al jizzera

dumping a pallet of jizz on an al-queda member.

those disrespectful terrorists get whats coming to them, al jizzera on all of them.

by mrbomangles March 1, 2011

Jizzimate

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.

Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.

by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011

Jizzelation

having a revelation immediately after ejaculating

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"

by meesa will November 28, 2014

jizzert

When a dude is about to jizz in a girls mouth, he grabs whip cream and unloads in her mouth and fills her mouth with whip cream and she eats it- Jizzert. Also a strawberry may be added to increase flavor.

She wasnt expecting it when i grabbed a can of whip cream came in her mouth and filled it with whip cream and stuffed a strawberry in her mouth, it was a strawberry jizzert.

by Ray Reynolds February 24, 2008

jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009

jizzerhead

Jizzerhead, noun;adjective: One who vigorously swallows cum from the penis. (Jizzerheading) the act of sucking down cum from the penis.

"That girl is a serous jizzerhead.
She is always jizzerheading guys."

by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011