Limp Jizzkit

The state of a cock that has just been ridden the shit out of.

Holy shit man, she fucked me so hard I had a Limp Jizzkit for days.

by Mr. Asshole August 8, 2006

jizzpit

the pit in which the jizz is disposed. (vagina)

stick it up my jizzpit.

by mcfuckface September 26, 2009

jizzitation

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.

"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."

by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007

jizzitorium

The abode of pure evil found in numerous basements across noth america, where aryians take young females to make themselves jizz numerous times over time creating a literall bath tub of jizz where they then bath at night preserving their youth and good looks till that fatefull day when there beloved fuiror returns!!

the speciman took yet another young lady to his jizzitorium.

by pedophile kyle July 29, 2014

Jizzmits

Mittens/Gloves you masturbate with.

Was toey as hell last night, had to get on my "Jizzmits"

I'm going to masturbate with my new pair of "Jizzmits"

by Dr Luke, Dr H, Dr Delusions. May 12, 2009

Jizzdick

Pretty much the male equvilent of a whore. The idea is that he jizzes alot because he sleeps with alot of woman.

Girl 1: Hey, that guys kinda cute.

Girl 2: Forget it, he's a total jizzdick.

by iknowstrangethings December 11, 2009

Jizzitus

the after shock of licking chris smith's botch.

i have jizzitus on my shoulder.

by MR. HALO 2! November 19, 2004